testosteronetwink:

redpandarascal:

hot tip: soup is customizable! Go wild but know your limits.

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bearrypatch:

I knew not to trust it once they left

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Anonymous asked:

Youre having daytime sex with autozone employees?

riben:

irateyourposts:

riben:

They close at 8 pm.

7/10

Come on

systemshocker:

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i’m dating an astrophysicist

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odin-n-out:

thestraggletag:

theriddlerisanerd:

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They dropped this on us as if we knew about the Diet Coke button

I’m tired of googling nonsensical Donald Trump posts only to find out they’re true.

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ijustpeedalittlebit:
“batteredshoes:
“January 20, 2021
”
I hate that I fully understand this
”

ijustpeedalittlebit:

batteredshoes:

January 20, 2021

I hate that I fully understand this

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bluebipples:

inhaleass:

chthonic-isabelleadjani-deactiv:

Bro İ hate being an academic they’re making me write shit 😭 İ thought İ was just supposed to sit in an old chair smoke & say something french every now and then 😢

am i having a stroke why are your i’s so long i’m

because they’re an academic

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