hot tip: soup is customizable! Go wild but know your limits.
(via marcias-meme-blog)
Anonymous asked:
Youre having daytime sex with autozone employees?
They close at 8 pm.
7/10
Come on
They dropped this on us as if we knew about the Diet Coke button
I’m tired of googling nonsensical Donald Trump posts only to find out they’re true.
chthonic-isabelleadjani-deactiv:
Bro İ hate being an academic they’re making me write shit 😭 İ thought İ was just supposed to sit in an old chair smoke & say something french every now and then 😢
am i having a stroke why are your i’s so long i’m
because they’re an academic
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